Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Book and video created by Alan Navarra.
Alan Navarra wrote a book. It's about relationshit.
Yeah. (Sheepishly) I did. It's about relationships. That's it. It's about relationships. It's about relationshits. That's what they told me to say. So the whole sex thing would just be an underlying theme. Did I say sex? I meant love. It's a book about love and relationships. And hate.Not not hate. Well, a bit. Jutay lang...
It's a great Christmas gift. A fantastic breakup present, rather than sending a goat's head to your ex. It's got words. Lots of words. And pictures. Of people. No, no tits. Maybe 1. But its hidden. Under layers and layers of... conversation.
Wait! Here's an excerpt from the book's foreword, written by Peque Gallaga:"...this guy’s subject is women as objective. And he is playing a believability game, very much like an exercise in an Eric Morris Being Class. The trick is not to tell a lie and make others believe it, but to mix the lies with the truth so that others end up not knowing exactly what to believe, but bro, it sure sounds like the truth right there. You can’t separate Robin from Navarra, but it doesn’t mean that Navarra is Robin. He’s writing about a Robin and that Robin world is freakingly recognizable, believable and ultimately Reality Show real. Which is real. But not really. The other word for it is art..."
Grabe ay. BUY the Foreword, and you get a free book! It's fantastic for long nights in the can, or right before you stop your self from jumping out the window. Really. Trust me...
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
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